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u know 🛍️💅🏻

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[ attached is a photo of men's department store display of summery clothes ]

how the fuck do you dress nice is los angeles
it's like summer in the city all the damn time

YELLING

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[ she has been waiting for this day for MONTHS!! ]

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[ ......ok bev be cool be cool don't scare him off ]

think light
light colors, light fabrics that breathe
is this for business or pleasure? ☺️

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[ good advice but SQUINTS AT THAT SMILEY ]

i have plenty of suits for work
it's just for around

[ a beat. ]

i'm surprising Rich with this date thing
we're starting at the pier

[ because that will! probably! help! ]

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That's so sweet, Eds
Let's do... a printed short sleeve button down to start
Can you check out what they've got? Pick out whatever catches your eye
And then pick out one or two that kinda scare you

@gofuckmyself

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I didn't want to assume!!
I mean I can call you if you want but then you might cry in Chipotle

[gofuckmyself]

it's so sweet you think this would be my first time crying in a chipotle

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Oh Rich
Are the tortilla chips not salty enough

[gofuckmyself]

no but that's besides the point

bev!!!
ofc I'll be your man of honor!!!

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Yay!!! ☺️☺️☺️

I'm sorry it just slipped out like that
I was gonna take you to a nice dinner and everything
Obviously I'm still doing that but
Yeah? For real?

i'm...... terrible

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okay
i've got a blue one
and a stripey one

[ the stripey one....... is also blue. ]

how scary
a little scary or regular scary?

omg never

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Does saying no cool tones count as medium scary?
White's okay with a little print
And you can really pull off reds and corals you know

<3

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[ well, he's certainly sporting a warm shade now. ]

okay kay, easy, nancy drew
white floral thing in hand
there's a coral jacket, if that counts

THAT ICON

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[ it's very sweet ]

Totally counts! Beaches get chilly at night!
Go go go try them on and send me pictures! I wanna see 👀

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[ Is it 3-something AM in California? Yes. ]

Are you up?

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[ which means it's early for new york, but not too early. and yet — ]

You're not my alarm clock

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[ oh oops. sorry. ]

Are your notifications that loud?

[ but not that sorry, obviously. ]

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No
Sometimes I hear them though, sixth sense thing maybe

[ years of snapping awake after nightmares makes a gal a light sleeper. ]

Hey it's late for you isn't it

oh hello

[groaners]

hey i need your professional opinion

they want tour merch with my face on it
'cause sex sells, obviously
should i wear a cowboy hat or sunglasses shaped like eggplant emojis for the photoshoot?

oh my god

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Your glasses are part of your signature look, you can't swap them out
So cowboy hat obviously but also that's like
The lesser of two evils
Why a cowboy hat??? You're from Maine???

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i just told you, sex sells
cowboys are hot, aren't they??

name one hot, iconic clothing item from maine

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Boat shoes?

[ shit, new england is preppy as fuck ]

Okay you've proven your point
Ben told me the pine cone is the state flower though
Which is pretty funny to me

[groaners]

fuck, let's face it
dudes in boat shoes are 20% of my demographic

[ of course he's pulling percentages out of his ass, that's not the point ]

so you're telling me ben thinks i should wear pine cones on my head?
thanks, ben

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I think if anyone could work pine cones into merch then it's you, honey
Though I think your glasses as a print would be pretty cool
On like
Socks or something

What kind of merch are we talking here anyway

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awwwww bev
you have so much fucking faith in me

[ do i have to note the real affection here? probably not. ]

the plan was tshirts
'cause obviously i have to force a new one into eddie's collection
but i could pitch socks
do you think people would go for richie tozier underwear?