We're literally the poster children for better late than never Fuck yeah it had to happen No way the clown gets to ruin everything forever Except maybe Bill's endings...
[ sorry bill. but really, she wakes up every morning grateful for this new life. she knows she's not the only one, either. ]
Right?? Ugh I wanna do a Netflix night with you I miss you :(
something had to be more doomed than us rip bill's endings but they're doing us a favor
[ clearly richie's not going to stop her from telling it like it is! he's relieved to not be living one of bill's endings. maybe a little surprised, but so, so relieved. ]
of course you do, i'm a fucking joy to be around i miss you, too 😭
especially because you ask questions like that a) for sitting b) for when you fall on your ass after sliding on hardwood floors in your trashmouth socks c) other less innocuous things lbh it just makes sense
How are they doing us a favor We have to go to his movie premiere in a couple months 😬
[ ain't that the fuckin truth. but also they're gonna be enduring one of his endings on the big screen and... tell people they liked it... ]
You're a pain in the ass actually But you're our pain the ass so I love you Also love you for not saying juicy again for C Or like I don't know "Leverage"
sure you don't 🙄 anyway i don't care if bill knows that his endings suck, he deserves that but i at least try to lie to the people that want to tank his ratings i'm a good friend
we are fucking full of marketing angles today
AND I DIDN'T TRICK YOU you could have said something worse like easy access so i'll love you when you can't do it for yourself again: good friend
that is definitely not what that means poking holes in his stuff is gold to those angry nerds [ i.e. his fans ] i just make sure they also know i love him
[ good friends!! ]
hell yeah 😎 we're equally bad, you're just slightly better at hiding it unfair advantage imo
[ yes, this from mr. i'm-a-good-friend. it's different when other people say it! ]
oh come on scroll up, you were the one trying to get me to talk about my ADVENTURES with my hot boyfriend [ ... screw context, he's teasing. ] last time we were drunk you started a conversation about hands that lasted us like, 20 fucking minutes which doesn't sound that bad but i remember we went weird places, bev
OUTDOOR ADVENTURES Don't shame me for that conversation, you were obviously invested But someone definitely cried a little talking about hand holding Was that me Don't tell Ben
i mean obviously but that doesn't change the fact that you started it pretty sure that was you but come on like ben wouldn't also cry about hand holding
I'm not bailing either of you out if you get arrested for getting scandalous on a hike Do not phone a friend, do not pass go
[ call bill he lives closer ]
I did start it but you're right he would probably His hands are just so big and gentle And they build things 😩 God this is why I needed waterproof mascara at the wedding
[ but ben was beaming to the point of tears when she came down the aisle (with richie!), she remembers it so vividly. ]
that’s where you draw the line huh ... i guess that’s fair
[ god what an... interesting scenario to consider. why does it feel like bill would make this 50% more awkward? ]
it’s true, they’re really big i can honestly vouch for the gentle part too, he doesn’t know how to turn it off they build HOUSES they built YOUR HOUSE that’s some fairytale romance bs
we all needed waterproof mascara for the wedding, don’t feel bad
...... It would be pretty funny though Maybe I would help you out But you'd owe me big
[ is being bailed out by bestselling novelist william denbrough better or worse than fashion designer bev marsh??? unsure ]
I can't believe my husband held your hand and I don't have photos of such a sweet moment And right? It sounds cheesy but this is the first house that's ever felt like a home to me Because he built it for me. Us too, all of us Like the clubhouse
I guess that's why I planned the wedding like that Not everything from that summer was bad
Hmm Bigger than dogsitting but smaller than your car I'm open to suggestions
[ buzzfeed loves them and their chaos, lbr. ]
Does the hand holding come with dinner reservations Can we make it a double-date Since yeah you're right We definitely owe the best parts of our lives to that summer Don't know where or who I'd be without you losers ❤️
might sound like a cop-out but i feel like if i offered to repay you with a trip where we run away to see niagara falls or some shit you'd totally take me up on it
[ and he loves her for it. plus! more content for buzzfeed! ]
dinner reservations would make it much more romantic for me and ben, yeah not so much the double-date thing but that seems fair i guess [ okay, he's done, he swears. he's having an emotion, anyway!! ] hey, you're telling me i'd rather not find out, tbh
so we can go on as many double-dates as you want 😍
Uh hell yeah I would I haven't had a vacation like ever, of course I'd go on a clown-free adventure with you Is Niagara a dream destination for you?
[ this ain't about just her and her wishes and fantasies! ]
Aw it's okay You and Ben can sit on the same side of the booth and hold hands Though I don't know how we'll fit both sets of shoulders in there Double-date dilemmas 👀
no but disney world is how many clowns do they have running around
[ imagine the beautiful chaos with him, bev... ]
you're so considerate thanks for respecting me and ben's right to PDA shit you have a point though this is what happens when you put too much great taste in men together in one place
Holy shit Disney World!! 😍 Do I have to wait for you to get arrested before we can go I wanna go now
[ that's a big fuckin yes from her ]
We've all been repressed for 30 years, we're all allowed a little PDA And you're right Eddie and I do have amazing taste, thank you We talk about it all the time
[ do they??? richie and bev def talk about their SOs way more ]
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Date: 2020-06-03 06:53 pm (UTC)Yeah you're right
I do
And so do you, by the way
[ she's happy they're happy too!!! ]
Is this gonna be like
A "Netflix and chill with Trashmouth, now streaming" inspired line
The pillows complete the look
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Date: 2020-06-03 07:07 pm (UTC)look at us, getting what we deserve
it had to happen SOMETIME, amirite
[ he's spinning it into a joke but... man, the relief is immeasurable. ]
oh my god that's genius
who wouldn't wanna netflix and chill with the trashmouth
pillows on the ass is multipurpose
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Date: 2020-06-03 07:15 pm (UTC)Fuck yeah it had to happen
No way the clown gets to ruin everything forever
Except maybe Bill's endings...
[ sorry bill. but really, she wakes up every morning grateful for this new life. she knows she's not the only one, either. ]
Right?? Ugh I wanna do a Netflix night with you
I miss you :(
Wait how are pillows on the ass multipurpose
[ does she want to know... ]
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Date: 2020-06-04 01:40 am (UTC)rip bill's endings but they're doing us a favor
[ clearly richie's not going to stop her from telling it like it is! he's relieved to not be living one of bill's endings. maybe a little surprised, but so, so relieved. ]
of course you do, i'm a fucking joy to be around
i miss you, too 😭
especially because you ask questions like that
a) for sitting
b) for when you fall on your ass after sliding on hardwood floors in your trashmouth socks
c) other less innocuous things lbh it just makes sense
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Date: 2020-06-04 02:24 am (UTC)We have to go to his movie premiere in a couple months 😬
[ ain't that the fuckin truth. but also they're gonna be enduring one of his endings on the big screen and... tell people they liked it... ]
You're a pain in the ass actually
But you're our pain the ass so I love you
Also love you for not saying juicy again for C
Or like I don't know
"Leverage"
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Date: 2020-06-04 06:48 pm (UTC)just do what i do and say ""open"" (read: bad) endings are your guilty pleasure
it's a nice way of saying they suck
[ he's thought this through! also kind of helps that the media expects him to have bad taste, the assholes. his taste is fine! ]
enjoy it while it lasts 'cause there's not gonna be any pain in anyone's ass after pillow boxers hit the shelves
i love you FOR saying leverage
we're all thinking it, you just typed it out
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Date: 2020-06-04 07:02 pm (UTC)I don’t have a poker face 😥
[ she does. it’s great. this is all an act. ]
That’s the marketing angle right there
NOOO WAIT you tricked me into saying it!!!
Oh my god
Fuck
I hate me
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Date: 2020-06-04 08:52 pm (UTC)anyway i don't care if bill knows that his endings suck, he deserves that
but i at least try to lie to the people that want to tank his ratings
i'm a good friend
we are fucking full of marketing angles today
AND I DIDN'T TRICK YOU
you could have said something worse like easy access
so
i'll love you when you can't do it for yourself
again: good friend
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Date: 2020-06-05 04:20 pm (UTC)Because I mean
It's right there
[ they're all such... good friends... ]
Ass pillow boxers are all about the angles
Is what you're saying
God you're the worst influence
[ as if she's not as bad as he is lbr ]
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Date: 2020-06-05 07:39 pm (UTC)poking holes in his stuff is gold to those angry nerds [ i.e. his fans ]
i just make sure they also know i love him
[ good friends!! ]
hell yeah 😎
we're equally bad, you're just slightly better at hiding it
unfair advantage imo
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Date: 2020-06-05 07:45 pm (UTC)I'm sure they know
And he does too
You're a big sweetheart really
[ ben hanscom, where you at! ]
Hey name one example
I'm innocent
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Date: 2020-06-08 01:37 am (UTC)[ yes, this from mr. i'm-a-good-friend. it's different when other people say it! ]
oh come on
scroll up, you were the one trying to get me to talk about my ADVENTURES with my hot boyfriend [ ... screw context, he's teasing. ]
last time we were drunk you started a conversation about hands that lasted us like, 20 fucking minutes
which doesn't sound that bad
but i remember
we went weird places, bev
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Date: 2020-06-08 03:41 pm (UTC)[ oh my god the hands conversation ]
OUTDOOR ADVENTURES
Don't shame me for that conversation, you were obviously invested
But someone definitely cried a little talking about hand holding
Was that me
Don't tell Ben
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Date: 2020-06-08 06:12 pm (UTC)[ 😉 ]
i mean obviously
but that doesn't change the fact that you started it
pretty sure that was you
but come on
like ben wouldn't also cry about hand holding
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Date: 2020-06-08 06:20 pm (UTC)Do not phone a friend, do not pass go
[ call bill he lives closer ]
I did start it but you're right he would probably
His hands are just so big and gentle
And they build things 😩
God this is why I needed waterproof mascara at the wedding
[ but ben was beaming to the point of tears when she came down the aisle (with richie!), she remembers it so vividly. ]
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Date: 2020-06-09 04:28 am (UTC)... i guess that’s fair
[ god what an... interesting scenario to consider. why does it feel like bill would make this 50% more awkward? ]
it’s true, they’re really big
i can honestly vouch for the gentle part too, he doesn’t know how to turn it off
they build HOUSES they built YOUR HOUSE
that’s some fairytale romance bs
we all needed waterproof mascara for the wedding, don’t feel bad
[ not a dry eye in the building... ]
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Date: 2020-06-09 10:59 am (UTC)Maybe I would help you out
But you'd owe me big
[ is being bailed out by bestselling novelist william denbrough better or worse than fashion designer bev marsh??? unsure ]
I can't believe my husband held your hand and I don't have photos of such a sweet moment
And right? It sounds cheesy but this is the first house that's ever felt like a home to me
Because he built it for me. Us too, all of us
Like the clubhouse
I guess that's why I planned the wedding like that
Not everything from that summer was bad
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Date: 2020-06-11 12:22 am (UTC)i'd be morally obligated to do a bit about it
but ok just for reference, how big?
[ oh shit, he didn't think about it that way... he's still picking bev. sorry in advance for the press. ]
you say that like i wouldn't hold hands with your husband again
get him to call my agent, we'll set something up
[ this while he's like, trying not to get choked up over here. ]
sounds fucking weird but we kinda owe a lot to that summer
the good parts
including your fairytale house, i guess
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Date: 2020-06-11 05:24 pm (UTC)Bigger than dogsitting but smaller than your car
I'm open to suggestions
[ buzzfeed loves them and their chaos, lbr. ]
Does the hand holding come with dinner reservations
Can we make it a double-date
Since yeah you're right
We definitely owe the best parts of our lives to that summer
Don't know where or who I'd be without you losers ❤️
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Date: 2020-06-15 04:06 am (UTC)[ and he loves her for it. plus! more content for buzzfeed! ]
dinner reservations would make it much more romantic for me and ben, yeah
not so much the double-date thing but that seems fair i guess [ okay, he's done, he swears. he's having an emotion, anyway!! ]
hey, you're telling me
i'd rather not find out, tbh
so we can go on as many double-dates as you want 😍
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Date: 2020-06-17 06:00 pm (UTC)I haven't had a vacation like ever, of course I'd go on a clown-free adventure with you
Is Niagara a dream destination for you?
[ this ain't about just her and her wishes and fantasies! ]
Aw it's okay
You and Ben can sit on the same side of the booth and hold hands
Though I don't know how we'll fit both sets of shoulders in there
Double-date dilemmas 👀
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Date: 2020-06-19 04:02 am (UTC)how many clowns do they have running around
[ imagine the beautiful chaos with him, bev... ]
you're so considerate
thanks for respecting me and ben's right to PDA
shit you have a point though
this is what happens when you put too much great taste in men together in one place
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Date: 2020-06-19 05:02 pm (UTC)Do I have to wait for you to get arrested before we can go
I wanna go now
[ that's a big fuckin yes from her ]
We've all been repressed for 30 years, we're all allowed a little PDA
And you're right
Eddie and I do have amazing taste, thank you
We talk about it all the time
[ do they??? richie and bev def talk about their SOs way more ]
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Date: 2020-06-21 04:45 am (UTC)fuck no i wanna go
we can just pretend i did something dumb and embarrassing, it won't be that hard
[ THEY'RE GETTING MATCHING HATS ]
of course you do
there's a LOT to talk about
[ he says, absolutely referring to the ridiculous things they end up fawning over together. ]
i wanna say me and ben do it too but i think if we did he'd make me fucking cry
probably show me poetry
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Date: 2020-06-21 10:10 am (UTC)We're alive, that's a good reason
Is Mikey still in Florida?
We could drink around the world at Epcot
[ is this all rapid-fire as she googles things to do as a grownup at Disney? yep ]
His poetry's really good :(
It's okay if it makes you cry! Just don't laugh